Banta Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission).

Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's saree.

He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph."

The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.

He was surprised to see Santa Singh on the bed next to him,in a worse condition. Banta explained what happened to him.

He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel.

So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.

The Owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."

He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.

The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."

He went to the next house and asked:" Do you have "grown up" Daughters?".

The Owner asked,"WHY?????????"

Santa replied,"I wanted to stay here for a night....." The rest is history.



 

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