10 Commandments of a Teenager!!!
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1) thou shall not sneak out
when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)
2)thou shall not
do drugz. (alcohol last
longer)
3)thou shall not
steel from k-mart. (Wal*Mart has a
bigger selection)
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4)thou shall not
get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a
bigger effect)
5)thou shall not
steel from thy parents. (every-1 knows
grandma has more money)
6)thou shall not
get in fights. (just start them)
7)thou shall not
skip class. (just take the
whole day off)
8)thou shall not
strip in class. (hooters pays
more)
9)thou shall not
think about having sex. (as nike sayz just
do it)
10)thou shall not
help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them
in the middle)
