::Cool Survey::

 
    *       WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND WOMEN'S BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
    *       They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
 
    *       WHY DOES IT TAKE 100 MILLION SPERMS TO FERTILIZE ONE
              EGG?
    *       Because they won't stop to ask directions.
 
    *       WHAT'S MAN'S IDEA OF FOREPLAY?
    *       Half an hour of begging.
 
    *       WHY DO WOMEN HAVE TITS?
    *       So men will talk to them.
 
    *       WHY DO WOMEN CLOSE THEIR EYES DURING SEX?
    *       They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
 
    *       WHAT'S THE BEST THING ABOUT A BLOW JOB?
    *       There's TEN minutes of silence.
 
    *       WHY DO MEN FIND IT DIFFICULT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT?
    *       Simply cos breasts don't have eyes.
 
    *       WHAT DO KODAK FILM HAVE IN COMMON WITH CONDOMS?
    *       Both capture the moment.
 
    *       WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE  MORNING?

    *       Because they don't have balls to scratch.
 
    *       WHY IS PUBIC HAIR ALWAYS CURLY?   

    *       Otherwise it'll poke your eyes.
 
    *       WHY IS THE PENIS SO DEPRESSED?
    *       His best friends are two NUTs who live next to an  ASShole.
 
    *       WHAT DO A GYNECOLOGIST AND A PIZZA DELIVERY GUY HAVE IN  COMMON?
    *       They can smell it but they can't eat it!