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THESE ARE THE FEW ESSENCE  OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

    Money is not everything.
   There's Mastercard & Visa.
  
   One should love animals.
   They are so tasty.
  
   Save water.
   Shower with your friend.
  
   Love thy neighbor.
   But don't get caught.

      
   Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
   And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
  
   Every man should marry.
   After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  
   A successful man is one who can earn more than his wife can spend.
   A Successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  
   Wise never marry.
   and when they marry they become otherwise.
  
   Success is a relative term.
   It brings so many relatives.
  
   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
  
  

 

 



 

 

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