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ME,
MYSELF N GUJJU
Enjoy this with your plate of
Dhoklas
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Q: How do Gujju's pronounce the word 'fatigue'?
A: Faa-tee-gee-u!
Q: What do you call a gujju with no knees?
A: Knee-less (Nilesh)
Q: Why didn't the Gujju get married?
A: He could not find a proper hole (hall) |
Q: How did the Gujju help the female who was
getting wet in the rain?
A: He (w)rap(p)ed her in his raincoat.
Q: What did a Gujju say when a raw mango fell on doctor's head.
A: Carry (Keri) on Doctor.
Q: Why did Bill Clinton have the gujju beaten?
A: The gujju told him "You are a very
IMPOTENT(important) man"
Q: Why won't the gujju jeweler sell anything to the
UP ka Bhayiya?
A: The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju
asked for KESH(cash).
Q: What will a Gujju tell a tomato, coming last in a tomato race?
A: Tomato KETCHUP(catch-up).
Q: Why did the gujju go to Rome ?
A: He wanted to listen to POPE(pop) music.
Q: Why did Gujju touch Pope's feet ?
A: To feel the Pope corn(pop-corn).
Q: What did the Gujju mean when he said,
"Ramesh no dikro STATES ma gayon"?
A: Ramesh's son failed in statistics...
Q: Why was the gujju stacking up 1 cent coins on the day before exams ?
A: He wanted to get "cent-par-cent" .
Q: What did the Gujju have in the morning?
A: LIGHT SNAKES(snacks) for breakfast.
Q: What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute?
A: You are going from BED(bad) To VERSE(worse).
Q: A Gujju started putting two locks on his door after seeing this hindi movie.
A: "Lok Parlok"
Q: Why did the gujju think Gandhi was acted by a
woman in "GANDHI"?
A: They read Ben (behn) Kingsley did the acting
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