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Amazing 2 Liners...

     Roses are red, violets are blue,             
  sugar is sweet, and so are you. 
  But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, 
  the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 
   
  After you, my love, my only prize 
  Would be a bullet between my eyes 
   
  Of loving beauty you float with grace 
  If only you could hide your face 


   
  I thought that I could love no other 
  Until, that is, I met your brother 
   
  Kind, intelligent, loving and hot 
  This describes everything you're not 
   
  I want to feel your sweet embrace 
  But don't take that paper bag off of your face 

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  I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -- 
  Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 
   
  Every time I see your face 
  I wish I were in outer space 
   
  I saw your face as you walked by 
  but then I saw a better guy 
   
  My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: 
  Marrying you screwed up my life 
   
  Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt, 
  If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out. 
   
  What inspired this amorous rhyme? 
  Two parts vodka, one part lime 
   
  I see your face when I am dreaming 
  That's why I always wake up screaming 
   
  My love you take my breath away 
  What have you stepped in to smell this way 
   
  My feelings for you no words can tell 
  Except for maybe "go to hell" 
   
 
 
                                                                            By Neha 
                                                                  Beam me up scottie... 
                                                          its a wild wild world down there.... 

 


 

 

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