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Heights....

 

    HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:?
  Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other. 

  HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:?
  Two persons fighting through emails.

  HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:??
  Receiving no emails for a week.
 



HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:?
The email server being down.

HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.'

HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT:?
A person sending email to a girl wanting to become friends and getting a reply.

HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:?
A person sending email to himself.

HEIGTHT OF EXPECTATION:?
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match .

HEIGHT OF REPETITION:?
Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded back to you By some one in the receiving chain.

HEIGHT OF BROWSING:?
U r swimming in the water tank and shout "F1 F1 F1?" instead of shouting "HELP" when u are unable to swim...

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