MALE VOCABULARY GUIDE  (Not for the easily Offended)

     "You're the only girl I've ever cared about"   

 == "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."  

   "I really want to get to know you better."   

 == "So I can tell my friends about it."    

   "It's just orange juice, try it."   

== "3 more shots, and she'll be...."    

   "I don't know if I like her"  

 == "She won't sleep with me."    

   "I miss you so much"  

 == "I am so horny, my male-roommate is looking good."     

   "Was it good for you?"  

 == "I'm insecure about my manhood."   

  "How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?"

 == "Is my penis really that small?"   

    "I had a wonderful time last night."   

== "Who the hell are you?"       

 "Do you love me?"  

 == "I've done something stupid and you might find out."     

   "Do you 'really' love me?"   

== "I've done something stupid and you *are* going to find out."     

  "How much do you love me?"   

 == "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to  tell you now."    

   "I have something to tell you."  

  == "Get tested."    

   "I'll give you a call."  

  == "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you  again."    

   "I've been thinking a lot."   

  == "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk." 

    "I think we should just be friends."   

  == "You're ugly."   

    "I've learned a lot from you."  

   == "Next!!!!"