Total Time pass....................    

     Your future depends on your dreams   

      So go to sleep !        

       ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY      

         So what ? Who's in a hurry ?    

         Work fascinates me               

          I can look at it for hours !    

          God made relatives;        

    Thank God we can choose our friends    

          Love is photogenic;      

     It needs darkness to develop           

      A good discussion is like a miniskirt;    

   Short enough to pertain interest  and long enough to cover the subject    

    Children in backseats cause accidents;   

    Accidents in backseats cause children !   

      A drunk was hauled into court.    

    Mister, the judge  began, you've been   brought here for drinking..   

        Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?    

      Whom are you working for?             

     Same people. My wife and four kids..    

 I heard you have a cat that can say her own name.. 

            Yes. Meow..        

    Q. What did the Egyptian say to his girlfriend?  

  A. Come behind the pyramid, I'll make u  mummy