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SECTION: ONE LINERS

 

Zodiac Signs Pickup Lines . . . .
Aries :
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler ?
Taurus :
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Gemini :
Do you have any overdue library books? 'Cause you've got the word "fine" written all over.
Cancer :
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.
Leo :
Is it hot in here, or is it just me ?
Virgo :
Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet.
Libra :
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever.
Scorpio :
Your place or mine ?
Sagittarius :
Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you ?
Capricorn :
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it ?
Aquarius :
You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming.
Pisces :
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside ?

 

 

 
 

 

 

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