International Information Technology Company Punch Lines

1. INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems 

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output 

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses 

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions 

5. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings 

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping 

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds 

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines 

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly 

10.. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors 

11. HP : Hen Pecked 

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible 

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort 

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers 

15. BFL : Brainwash First, and Let them go 

16. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & Lackluster 

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd 

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India 

19. PCL : Poor Computers Ltd 

20. SPARC : Simply Poor And Redundant Computers 

21. SUN : Surely Useless Novelties 

22. CRAY : Cry Repeatedly After an Year 

23.. TUL : Troubles Un Limited 

24. CTS : Coffee, Tea and Snacks 

25. ICIM : Impossible Computers In Maintenance 

26. BPL : Below Poverty Line. 

27. NIIT : Not Interested in IT