Pakistani Wants to go Home (Help Him) 

  Ashraf, the Pakistani went to London's Heathrow airport to buy his ticket back home to Rawalpindi. At the counter he found that he was 10 pence short of the fare. 

Having no other way out, he turned to all the other   passengers and begged.." 

Will someone please give me 10 pence? I badly want to go back and meet my Abba and Ammi again!" 

"Here" said a Sardar, reaching into his wallet and handing him one Pound," keep the change and take nine of your country men with you!"

**No Offence against any country. If U have a sense of humour U will enjoy it! Get a Life, have Fun!