Pakistani Hindustan Mein

 
Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi (India) found himself needing a toilet badly. 

After a long search he  could not find any, And eventually couldn't control and chose a silent  corner of a clean street to release himself. 

Once he had just started, a police official approached him, 

Hey, What do you think you're doing here? 

Pakistani tourist: sorry I have to "P" Police: No PP here okay?

 Follow me... The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around.... Police: PP here.. have a nice day police said. 

Pakistani tourist: Oh sir. that is very nice of you,   is this Indian courtesy? 

Police: No... this is Pakistani Embassy !!!

---  By Sundeep

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