HR guy falls in love.....

 How does a dedicated HR chap start off his love life? 
 I know... a letter is one of the first things that anyone can  think of and so does he too. This was his first letter to his love. 
  
  
  Bangalore 
  15-Oct-2000 
    
  To 
  Juliet 
  Grade 7.0 S.M 
  
  Sub: Offer of love! 
  
   Dearest Ms Juliet, 
   I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you  since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the  meeting  held  between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to  present   myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on  probation for a period of three months and depending on  compatibility, would be  made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will  be  continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses  incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. 
   Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on  your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of  receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without  further  notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be  happy,   if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to  take  up  this offer.      Wish you all the best!    

Thanking you in anticipation,  
   
Yours sincerely, 
Romeo - HR Manager