|
| |
Definition of
KISS...
Here's how the professors of
different subjects
define
the same word (kiss) in different ways
Prof. of Algebra
:
Kiss is infinity because two
divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry
:
Kiss is the shortest distance
between two lips.
Prof. of Physics
:
Kiss is the contraction of mouth
due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry
: Kiss is
the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology
:
Kiss is the interchange of salivary
bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology :
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two
orbicularis or is muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry :
Kiss is infectious and
antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy :
Kiss is a credit because it is
profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics :
Kiss is that thing for which the
demand is always higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose
probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy :
Kiss is the persecution for
the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English
: Kiss is a noun that is used as a
conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is
applicable to all.
Prof. of Architecture
:
Kiss is a process which builds
a solid bond between the two dynamic objects
Prof. of
Comp.Science : What is a kiss? It looks to be
an undefined variable.
|
