Train to Pakistan .... Laughing I mean

Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very  fancy clean streets of Delhi (India) found himself  needing a toilet badly. After a long search he  could not find any, And eventually couldn't control  and chose a silent corner of a clean street to  release himself. Once he had just started, a police  official approached him, Hey, What do you think  you're doing here? Pakistani tourist: sorry I have  to "P"                                                

Police: No PP here okay? Follow me...

The  Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby  with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds  around....                                   

Police: PP here.. have a nice day police  said.         

Pakistani tourist: Oh sir ... that is very  nice of you, is this Indian courtesy?      

Police:  No... this is Pakistani Embassy !! 

 Pakistan just got their new Chinese fighter planes  and sent a squadron of pilots there for training. 
 Ok, this one is easy to fly", said the Chinese  trainer, even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go  up, this one to go left and this one for turning  right!" But how do we come down?" asked Capt. Arfath Pasha.            

 Oh," said the Chinese "leave that to  the Indian Air Force!" 

 One day, as the taxi driver was driving along he  saw a priest looking for a ride. He pulled the taxi  over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" 

  I'm going to the church 5 miles down the  road," replied the priest.  

 "No problem, Father! I'll  get you there. Get in."  

 The happy priest climbed in  and the taxi driver continued down the road. 
 Suddenly the Sardar (Sikh gentleman) saw a Pakistani  walking down the road and instinctively he swerved  to hit him. But then he remembered there was a  priest in the car with him, so at the last minute  he swerved back away, narrowly missing the Paki.  However even though he was certain he missed the  Paki, he still heard a loud "THUD". Not!  understanding where the noise came from he glanced  in his!  mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned  to the priest and said, I'm sorry Father. I almost  hit that Pakistani" That's okay", replied the  priest. "I got him with the door!" 

 A brain tumor patient with end-stage disease was  informed that he needed an immediate brain  transplant operation. The surgeon told him, "You  can have an Indian brain for $10,000 dollars or an  American's for $5,000 dollars or I can give you 10  gms. of a Paki's brain for $100,000 dollars." The  patient asked, "Why is the Paki's brain so much more  expensive than the others?" Well," replied the  surgeon, "we have to go through a lot of Pakistanis  to find 10 gms of brain."  

 A big Sardar walked into a bar with his pet tiger  on a leash and asked the bartender, "Do you serve  Pakistanis here?".         

Sure we do," replied the  bartender.      

 Good," said the Sardar. Give!  me a beer, and one Pakistani for my tiger." 

 Ashraf, the Pakistani went to London's Heathrow  airport to buy his ticket back home to Rawalpindi.  At the counter he found that he was 10pence short  of the fare. Having no other way out, he turned to  all the other passengers and begged.." Will  someone please give me 10 pence? I badly want to go  back and meet my Abba and Ammi again!" Here" said a 
 Sardar, reaching into his wallet and handing him  one Pound keep the change and take nine of your  country men with you!" 
 

 And the grand finale! an exciting sher rewritten by  Mirza Ghalib for Pakistan's soldiers: Khud ko kar  buland itna Ki Kargil ki choti pe ja pahuche Aur  khuda tujhse pooche Abey gadhey ab utrega kaise? 

**No Offence against any country. If U have a sense of humour U will enjoy it! Get a Life, have Fun!