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Ok girl, here is a treat from me.... its time for you to get happy!

IT IS ALWAYS GUYS WHO ARE ROMANTIC! AND GIRLS ALWAYS PUT THEM DOWN!!! :)


HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

HE: Hi! didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?

SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?

SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must've been given your share!!!

HE: Is it hot in here or is it  just you?

SHE: It's hot!!!

HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!

SHE: Okay, but would you stay there?


HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Your face must turn a few heads!

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out!

SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy

SHE: Why, are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?

SHE:  Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?

SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?

SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

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