Smile Please :)

BOY: Since we met, I can't eat or drink...                                                                   

GIRL: Why not?
BOY: I'm broke.
   
   
GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...
   
   
GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number?
   
   
CAROL: Do you remember when you proposed to  me? I was so overwhelmed;  I  couldn't speak for an hour.
PETER: Yes Darling that was the happiest hour of my life...
   
   
 BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon?
   
   
BOY: I would go to the end of the world for  you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there?
   
   
 Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in  one ear and comes out of  the  other.
Husband: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
   
   
 Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Peter: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
   
   
Customer: How much is that tie?
Salesman: Forty dollars.
Customer: Why, I can buy a pair of shoes with that much money.
Salesman: But how would a pair of shoes look around your neck.
   
   
Jimmy: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake?
Mom: Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.
   
   
Woman: How can I ever repay you for your kindness and consideration  to  me?
Man: By cheque, money order or cash.
   
   
Sam: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I'm comfortably   seated.
Lily: So what do you do?
Sam: I close my eyes.