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SOMETHING
CLASSY
What's the difference between women at ages of 8, 18,28, 38 and48???
08 - You take her to bed and tell her a story
18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed
28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take herto bed
38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed
48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed
"Balloons!"
Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says,
"Mom, what are those things on your chest?"
Unsure how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dadat breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father
the samequestion.His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why
Johnny,those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll
float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Johnny's dad comes home from work afew hours early. Johnny runs
out of the house cryinghysterically,"Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!" His
father says, "Calmdown son!Why do you think mommy's dying?""Uncle
Harry is blowing up Mommy's balloons and she'sscreaming 'Oh God, I'm
coming!"
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