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TELEGRAMS
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,
which the father receives as Father, your daughter has been successful in Bed."
Telegram 2
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return
to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was
the
last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue,
she
offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband
which reached as "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave
birth to an old lady "
Telegram 3
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So
he
goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well
he thinks for a while and says let's put, "you are not getting older you
are getting better".
The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?" The man says, Well
put" You are not getting older", at the top and You are getting better" at
the bottom. The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on
the cake "You are not getting older at the top, You are getting better at the
bottom".
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