Sex Jokes

[1]....why r women known as sex objects? 'cos everytime u want to have sex, they object. 

[2]..... What will two sardarji, who have the same girlfriend, say to each other? Ans. Assi tussi same Pussy 

[3].Azhar asked Sungita on their first night "How did you like my shot between the two fine legs? Ans.. Sangita replied it was a nice shot but you are not the opening batsman. Q..What is the similarity between butter & legs? 
Ans..They both are to be spread before use. 

[4].. How will a cricketer define a nude woman? Ans. No cover, no extra cover, two silly points, two fine legs, and one gully. ....Love is a gamlble, sex is a trade, boyz do the fucking, girls get the blame, Five Minutes of pleasure, nine months of pain, one night in hospital, and junior needs a name. 

[5]..What is common between a bus conductor and a gay --- . both shout peechey se Aaa. 

[6]...These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates and they all came home at about the same time. - The first one said, "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up." - The second one said, "No, you know you've been on a good date when you come home with your makeup all smeared." - The third one said nothing, but reached under her skirt,removed her panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck. --------"Now THAT'S a good date!"

[7]..always says "i love you" to girls but do u knew the true 
meaning of it? - 
I-m, L-looking, O-over the V-vaginal, E-entry, - Y-you must take, O-off, U-underwear. 

[8]sucessful men usually have woman for 1)sympathy, 2)love & 3)sex preferably at 3 different addresses 

[9]priest lost his murga. he asked during mass-anyone got a cock? immidiately all men stood up. i mean anyone seen a cock? all women stood up. i meant any one seen my cock? all nuns stood up. why r women known as sex objects?