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Engleesh is a phunny
funny language!!!
The English Language
Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with
the English Language?
Let's face it . English is a stupid language.
* There is no egg in the eggplant.
*No ham in the hamburger.
*And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
*English muffins were not invented in England.
*French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted, but if we examine its
paradoxes we find that...
*Quicksand takes you down slowly
*Boxing rings are square
*And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a
pig.
*If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
* If the plural of tooth is teeth
*Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
*If the teacher taught,
*Why didn't the preacher praught.
* If a vegetarian eats vegetables -- What the heck does a
humanitarian eat?
*Why do people recite at a play
* Yet play at a recital?
*Park on driveways and Drive on parkways
*You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
*Of a language where a house can burn up as It burns down
*And in which you fill in a form by filling it out
*And a bell is only heard once it goes!
*English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)
That is why when the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible ??
And why it is that when I wind up my watch it starts
But when I wind up this observation, It ends. --By Kaushik |
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