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Haathi mere Saathi - Elephant My Pal

 Ek baar ek hathi (male) aur ek machhar (female) mein pyaar ho jata hai.

 

Dono ka affair bahut dino tak chalta hai. Sab log bate karne lagte hain.

 

Akhir sharmakar, machhar hathi se bolti hain ki abhi apun dono ko

 

shaadi kar leni chahiye...duniya wale bahut bate karne lage hain...

 

mera jeena mushkil ho gaya hain. Abhi dono ko bhagkar shaadi karni hai...

 

isliye dono Marriage Registrar ke yahan application dete hain aur ek mahine

 

baad registered marriage karte hain................

 

Abhi dono honeymoon ka plan karte hain...

 

Dono Kerala jate hai (with Kesari Tours)...

 

Honeymoon hone ke baad jab dusre din subah hathi ki aakh khulti hain to dektha hain ki bechari machhar mar gayi hain...

 

yes...she is dead...;-)

 

Now the question for you is "Kyon?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

Guess...

 

 

 

Come on Guess...

 

 

 

 

 

 Come On......

 

 

 

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 Last Chance.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  Ok one more chance

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fast....

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Faster....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  THNIK?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Cum On......Baby...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stress your brain, you naughty...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Harder ...Stress it Harder.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Don't stop come on......stress it....

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Ohh... Don't stop so soon....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  More More ...THNIK more!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Tired.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  So soon....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Chal yaar give up...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because, hathi raat ko "Good Night" laga ke sota hain.

 

 

 

What were u thinking? 

 

                                                                                                         ----- By Your True Friend

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