| A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily.
After eating he goes to wash
his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe
ho?"
To this the man replies,"Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya
hai,'Wash Basin' ".
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SantaSingh got up
in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.
"Is this one
one one one?", says the voice. "No, this is eleven eleven."
"Are you sure
it isn't one one one one?" "No, this is eleven eleven."
"Well, wrong
number. Sorry to have got you up
on the middle of the
night."
"That's all
right, mister. I had to get up to
answer the telephone anyway."
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A sardar sees lot of guys
running on the highway. Asks
a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing
The bystander A
Marathon race is going on
Sardar : What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize
Sardar : Then why are the
others running?!
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Santa Singh with two red ears went to his
doctor.
The doctor asked him what
had happened to his ears and he answered, "I
was ironing a shirt and the
phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally
picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in
disbelief.
"But .. what happened
to your other ear?" "The scoundrel called back."
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