|
| |
The Sardarji
Encyclopaedia
Part-2
Sardarji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec",
says the rep.
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs
up.
* * * * * *
Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
* * * * * *
EMPLOYMENT..
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for
a job. He promptly filled the columns titled
NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column
"Salary Expected" : He was not sure as to
what to be
filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes
* * * * * *
CROCODILE BOOTS..
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you
bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to
Africa and disappears. Finally a search is
being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch
him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile,
checks
its legs and angrily exclaims "71st
and *again* barefeet!"
* * * * * *
A sardar goes into a store
and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny
object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos
flask." The sardar then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot
and it keeps cold things cold." The sardar says,
"I'll take
it!" The next day, he walks into work with his
new
thermos. His sardar boss sees
him and asks, "What is that shiny object with
you?" He
said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says, "What does it do?" He
replies, "It
keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in
it?" The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a
coke."
* * * * * *
A Sardar took an answering
machine home and fixed it
home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later
disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin
hai"
* * * * * *
Once there was a meeting
of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a
point, "Oh..we'll get Punjab from
India but how would we develop it?"
That was a difficult
question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, "No problem! we'll attack USA,
it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA
and we'll automatically get developed."
All the surds became happy on this very simple
solution but an old surd did not utter a single
word.
Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The surd
replied, "OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD
HAPPEN
IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????"
* * * * * *
Sardar went to the
appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small
TV," he told
the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to
SARDARs," he
replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his
hair style, and returned to tell the salesman
"I would
like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,"
Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he
went for a
complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair
color,
new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days
before he again approached the salesman. "I
would like
to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he
replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm
a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
* * * * * *
|
