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The Sardarji
Encyclopaedia
Part-3
Once a Sardarji was
travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on
the
train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station
arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that
for
20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So,
when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly
shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the
Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching
home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly
screamed
when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's
the
matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the
train has taken
my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"
* * * * * *
Having lost his donkey a
Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him
and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you
thanking
God for ?" The sardarji replied "I am
thanking Him for
seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at
that time, otherwise I would have been missing
too."
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Sardarji got the 4th
child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh
Kid:Chinese."
"How come you write
"Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" " Aah, Sardarji read a
newspaper,
it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now
is
a Chinese."
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Two dogs, Rubi and Moti,
and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues commands
"Rubi!" "Woof!" (its the
barking sound) "Press the red
button." "Woof! Woof!"
"Moti!"
"Woof!" "Press the white
button." "Woof! Woof!"
"Sardarji!" "Woof." "Stop
barking, feed the dogs and
don't touch anything!"
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Sardarji is in Delhi. He
is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants
to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says
"Yes". "Give
me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a
ladder." The
man took the thousand and disappeared. Having
waited
for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken
for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again
walking along the same street and the same man asks
him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand
rupees and
I'll go get a ladder." The Sardarji gives him
the
thousand and says "I am not a fool.This time,
you wait
and I'll go get a ladder."
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DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE
Santa Singh and Banta
Singh landed up in Bombay. They
managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa
Singh
somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But
unfortunate
Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the
rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend
Banta
Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching
the
seats in front with both hands, scared to death.
He says, "Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck's
goin' on?
Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down
there ? Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but
you've got a
*driver.*"
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Santa Singh with two red
ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and
he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the
phone rang -
but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally
picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!"
the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But
....what
happened to your other ear?"
"The
scoundrel called
back."
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Sardar is napping on the
lawns of cross-maidan, next to a donkey.
A passer-by asks him, "Sardarji, do you know
what
time it is?"
Sardar lifts a leg of the donkey and says,
"5:00 pm".
Another passer-by asks him for time. Sardar does
the
same thing again and tells him the time.
All this while a curious person has been watching
what is going on. He approaches the Sardar and
asks,
"Arre, sardraji, kya bat hai, gadhe ki taang
utha ke
time bata sakte ho!"
Sardar coolly says, "Arre bhai, gadha beech
mein soya
hai, to woh rajabai tower ki ghadi nahin dikhti,
isliye
uski taang uthani padti hai..."
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