Surds in France

   Two Surds Santa Singh and Banta Singh go to France on a     pleasure trip. 
    
    They meet this Frenchman called Jean Paul and become good pals. Jean Paul finds these two Surds some-what amusing 
and so he goes all out to make them happy. He treats them at pubs, bars, discotheques. 
    
    This goes on for a while until one fine day Jean Paul does not turn up. The Surds assume that some important work would have held  him up and do not take a serious note of it. But, perhaps something was serious as Jean Paul does not turn up for next five days at a stretch. 
    
    At this the Surds get alarmed and go to the police station to lodge  a  complaint. The inspector asks them to give details of the person who's missing. 
    
   The following conversation follows: 
    
   Santa Singh: Well, his name is Jean Paul.. 
    
   Inspector: It's a very common name in France. Something more  please.. 
    
    Banta Singh: Well, he is very tall.. 
    
    Inspector: Most of the people in France are tall. Big deal.. 
    
    Santa singh: Well, he's got blue eyes.. 
    
    Inspector: Oh! no. Something more substantial.. 
    
    Banta Singh: I got it. This is slightly uncommon. I'm sure now you shall be able to track him. You see, He's got two holes in his ass.. 
    
    Inspector: (shocked): Well, well, that's curious. Are you sure? 
    
    Banta Singh: Ya! Ya! 
    
    Inspector: Are you definitely sure that this very personal info you  have is CORRECT? 
    
    Banta Singh: Most certainly.. 
    
    Inspector (still skeptical): But how're you so sure? 
    
    Banta Singh:   Simple, Whenever we used to go with him to the bar,  everyone used to greet him as "Here comes Jean Paul with two ass-holes"...