ZAIL SINGH      LEARNS     PSYCHOLOGY

Once Rajiv Gandhi was reading a book and Zail Singh happened to visit him...

Zail Singh: What is that book about?
Rajiv Gandhi: Forget it.it's beyond you.
ZS: No please tell me...
RG: OK, it's about human psychology
ZS: What's that?
RG: See I told you to forget it!!
ZS: No please explain it to me.....
RG: OK it's like this ....Do you have a fishtank at home?
ZS: Yes
RG: Who feeds the fish in it?
ZS: My son
RG: Now I know that you're married!
ZS: Wow great yaar!!

ZS very impressed goes to Buta Singh

ZS: Today I learned something about human psychology!!
Buta Singh: Wow what is that!!
ZS: Forget it, it's beyond you!
BS: No please explain to me....
ZS: OK....Do you have a fish tank?
BS: No..
ZS: Then you're a homo!!!

Banta singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter  with a man ahead of him.
'Ek Punjab mail dena', (Give me one for the Punjab mail) demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.
( Punjab mail is name of the train)

Then came the turn of Banta singh ,' Ikk Punjab female dena '

'What do you mean by punjab female?' asked the clerk

'it is for my wife', replied Banta singh