SURDIE'S WISDOM

Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out. His  friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied "Exam was  okay, but for  the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ....... and at last

                                                        I wrote THUNK !!!"

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Santa : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one  is green and  the other one is blue with red spots!

Banta : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at  home.

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 Banta:When did George Washington die ?

 Santa:Two days before his FUNERAL

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  Banta : Tell me five FERROCIOUS animals you can think of...

  Santa : 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.

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 Banta singh was in court charged with parking his car in a  restricted area.

 The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence.

 "They should not put up such misleading notices", said  Banta Singh.                 

 "It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE.

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 Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other.

Santa singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?

Banta singh : Yes, I have.

Santa singh : Well, my father dug it.

Banta singh : That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead I  sea?

Santa singh : Yes, I have.

Banta singh : Well, my father killed it.

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Banta Singh got tired of being the butt of jokes and decided to do his PhD.

Banta was looking out for a unique subject to write his  thesis when he  saw a cockroach.

Banta placed the cockroach on the table and cut one of its  leg. Then he said "WALK". The cockroach moves forward.

Then Banta cut its second leg and commanded "WALK". The cockroach manages to move forward.

 Then Banta cut its third leg and commanded "WALK". The cockroach manages to wriggle forward on one leg.

Finally Banta cut its fourth leg and said "WALK". The poor cockroach  could not move and lay helplessly on the table. He repeats the same with over 1000 cockroaches.

He finds that the results in all his experiments match.

Banta is jubiliant, "NOW" says Banta "MY THESIS IS READY" and proceeds  to write it. 

"WHEN YOU CUT FOUR LEGS OF A COCKROACH IT BECOMES DEAF"